'The Three Musketeers 3D' Would be a Joke on 'The Simpsons' Twelve Years Back

Far whether it is from us to look down upon anybody who's really excited for 'The Three Musketeers three dimensional,' but -- knowing in the trailer -- it seems safe to visualize this is just one of individuals "turn your mind off" movies. To wit: underwater assassins, hands-cranked fire cannons and explosions, explosions, explosions! It has been a couple of years since we have read Alexandre Dumas' swashbuckling adventure, but we are confident it did not feature roof-top sword-fu. What really makes this latest version of 'The Three Musketeers' so laughable, though, is always that we have all seen this shameless smorgasbord of irrational and inaccurate action movie cliches before -- if this would be a amusing joke on 'The Simpsons' over 10 years ago. The episode under consideration is 'E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)' from season 11 in 1999. There is not much mention of the Zorro, Muskteers, or ninjas beyond this opening gag, however it appears to boil lower the ludicrousness of Paul W.S. Anderson's French three dimensional fight buffet right into a tight 90 seconds. Whether it works out that Orlando Blossom includes a rap somewhere within the movie, then your 'Simpsons' authors may have a situation for any plagiarism suit. [Photo: Summit Entertainment/Fox] RELATED 31 Good reasons to Purchase a Movie Ticket October You will find 31 reasons that October might be Rocktober in the box office. These are. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em RobotsGeorge Clooney gives Ryan Gosling his Michael Clayton moment with 'Ides of March'We'll finally understand what this means for that Human Centipede to visit "full sequence"An amount have happened if Butch Cassidy made it? Discover when Mike Shepard kicks ass as an adult Cassidy in 'Blackthorn'President Bartlett around the Large ScreenHarvey Weinstein Will get 'Dirty'Yet another Jessica Chastain performanceIt's been two-and-a-half decades since Peggy Sue attended her 25-year senior high school reunion after which travled in time for you to senior high school in 'Peg'The Large Year' might be your brand-new 'City Slickers'Opportunity to complain noisally regarding your recently discovered great fascination with the initial 'Footloose'/'The Factor'You reach sneak Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins to your screening of 'The Factor'Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman designed a home invasion thriller with Joel SchumacherThere's a brand new Pedro Almodovar movie being released!The 'Catfish' company directors' eerie, "bloody Mary" implanted-undertake 'Paranormal Activity 3'You can load on Mike Adams Octoberfest and attend a screening of 'The Three Musketeers'The now-annual opportunity to get scared with a VHS tapePTA designed a 'Three Musketeers' MovieAfter three full many years of staying away from the topic, you'll finally have the ability to speak semi-smartly concerning the financial crisisYour start looking at 2011 It-Girl -- and possible Best Actress nominee -- Elizabeth OlsenChance to determine for good if Kevin Cruz has talentRemind yourself heavyweight boxing still is available using the Klitschko siblings documentary known as, er, 'Klitschko'Regret not implementing Puppeteer 101 attending college using the Sesame Street documentary, 'Being Elmo'Arguing the question "Who authored Shakespeare's plays?" hasn't been a lot funTo discover when the trailer for 'The Double' really did spoil the whole movieJustin Timberlake's attempts to go all action star upon us in 'In Time'Another opportunity to watch The Actor-brad Pitt embody Hunter S. ThompsonYour start looking at 2011's other It-Girl -- and perhaps Best Actress nominee -- Felicity JonesSee exactly what the relaxation around the globe already lovesA ton of horror movie revival tests over the countryDude, Hershey's Air Delight!It's the films! See All Moviefone Art galleries » Follow Moviefone on Twitter Like Moviefone on Facebook RELATED